Ivanka?

Wow, seems like Gruden’s hit the jackpot. He seems like a smart guy, he’ll play his cards right here. Although, personally, I’m all in for anything that gets him off television. I bet he takes a real long hard look at his odds here, doubles down, and makes the smart play. Interesting point about the owners…

The Bulls can’t even tank right! They are supposed to lose and now Fred Hoiberg is Phil Jackson.

How the fuck is a multi-billion dollar entity run so fucking poorly?

But Deadspin is where people come to for ri-bald humor.

Also, recall that Texas had an event in 2017 that required a large amount of new and undamaged home improvement items. Guessing it’s not hard to flip that stuff in the Lone Star State right now.

Ah man, now I have to go back up and take back my star.

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

I was going to say something shitty, but making fun of Charlie is such no-brow humor.

This also seems ridiculous because, while still in possession of the ball, he reaches for the goal line.

Yes. It looks like a catch, touchdown, and basically an inconsequential fumble that he instantly recovers after the touchdown.

You are correct. If he had bobbled the ball while making the initial catch, that could be overturned. But once he makes the play upfield, he should considered a runner.

This also seems ridiculous because, while still in possession of the ball, he reaches for the goal line. Shouldn’t that be considered a “football move”? Shouldn’t he then become a “runner” in the sense that, as soon as the ball crosses the plane, the play ends?

Antonio Brown can barely dress and feed himself these days. At 8am every morning, a nurse arrives with his breakfast at the Allegheny Assisted Living Facility. Antonio reaches for his oatmeal, and drops the spoon from his mangled, shaking hand.

I’d say that James had established possession on that particular catch. As much as I loathe both teams, Pittsburgh (in my opinion) got fucked.

When a RB or scrambling QB dives over a pylon and just barely gets the nose of the ball to break the plane of the EZ, it’s a touchdown. Why doesn’t this extend to WRs/TEs when they break the plane?

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”

This rule is the main reason I have been watching 90% less NFL games this year than in the past. When it isn’t a head slapping overturn then it is a long delay of no action and more commercials while they wait on replay to break it down frame-by-frame to see if it slightly jiggled. It drags the game out longer than my…

Not a terribly bad thing for an employer to plan for, but there’s 1,173 better ways to ask this.

I believe it’s actually explicitly illegal for an employer to ask that.