Have you seen tape on the young one?He looks slight and soft even for a HS sophomore. He might actually die playing with these grizzly Baltic men.  

This right here.

You’re trying to maximize the hype around your brand, so... you... swapped UCLA for a broke-ass sixth-place team in Lithuania?

At this point I’m willing to offer my legal services for free if they decide to emancipate themselves.

I did a google street view of that place. I say they last a week at most.

Terribly sad. Terribly sad and also pretty funny.

I’ve actually been thinking about this. This is terrible for these boys. My father was never nice to me, but he didn’t send me to Siberia. It’s kind of sad.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Nothing shouts Big Baller more than making 18k a season and playing in front of 1700 people in the second tier league in Lithuania. NEVER LOST!

No matter what news I read about these two the only thing I can ever think is “what the fuck is up with their eyebrows?”

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

If a family signs to a team that can’t pay, and never shows up to play, does the pope shit shit on a bear in the woods? Asking for a friend.

Giving Smart those shots actually makes strategic sense. Not going after the rebounds or closing out on Horford, not so much.

A rare Saturday 1 pm game on East Coast time will shake the resolve of all the hardiest West Coast NBA teams.

You can take D’antoni out of Phoenix, but you can’t take the D’antoni out of the Suns.

It comforts me to know that even elite athletes also have those “Fuck this” moments from time to time.

“You know what will make us better? Playing a QB who couldn’t cut it with the Jets.”

This is the poorest handling of a team’s quarterback situation since like, 2 weeks ago when the Bills benched Tyrod for Peterman

Great. An epic streak like Eli’s is going to die for absolutely no reason so that some jackass attempts to save the coaching gig he lost 10 weeks ago... FOR GENO FUCKING SMITH.

Ben McAdoo taking a shit on his bosses desk to see if he can get fired.