And the always come right back to you.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

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Counterpoint: Uh. The call speaks for itself. Poorly.

Your politics are showing

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

I turned 18 in 1992, and it’s nice to know that all the worrying about whether to vote for the sex offender with the relatively less offensive agenda, or the other guy, was completely unnecessary.

Yuck. I’m sorry this happened to your ex. I don’t blame her for not wanting all the press and loss of privacy... I hope she’s glad the creep is getting named and shamed by some women. Even he seems to admit this is/was his standard operating procedure... something he thought was adorable and fun ‘cause he’s old, or…

Eh? I thought it was a solid joke. Win some and lose some.

Please take a Literature class. It’s is a rather famous book (a few movie adaptions) by Charles Dickens.

I’d wager it’s in the thousands considering how old he is.

I don’t care if he WAS president, if he dug his hand into my ass-crack he would be pulling back something vaguely looking like a pretzel.

I think it was pretty much guaranteed after the first incident came out. Creepy old men with boundary issues have busy hands.

It’s a reference to the Dickens book of the same name. So the joke works, but it’s probably a little obscure for a lot of folks.

Ugh. He’s probably done this hundreds of times.

i was hoping someone would point this out

That’s not even the expression. The expression is that you don’t want the inmates running the asylum, which is offensive in a far more subtle way that probably wouldn’t have bothered anybody. The fact that he had to change the expression to make turn the players who are protesting (among other things) racial profiling…

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

You know the old expression ‘to the guillotine with him’! What? That saying is at least 220 years old!