Well this is hardly surprising.

A kinder, gentler serial abuser.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Clearly not fans of prestidigitation.

No, if they did how would they get any awards?

Can they distance themselves from being a movie about abused Native American women that stars a bunch of white people?

Had to look this one up. It was worth the research.

Dowd woulda just crushed up the whole chip baggy and snorted it.

Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

I worked with a guy who lived in Philly. It’s rare, but some people do this twice a day, 5 days a week.

I certainly found it cervixable.

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.

C’mon, now you’re just cherry-picking.

Guys, I’ve snorted coke off of a pussy. I didn’t really get all that hy, men.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?