So Darren O’day and Manny Machado must drive you insane!

Awesome read.

Another one called home to bask in the eternal glow of Valfalla.

Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job.

The Yankees have only employed professionals like Darryl Strawberry, Chad Curtis, Chuck Knoblauch, Ruben Rivera and Steve Howe so they definitely know what they’re talking about.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

I’ve seen the video (only available in Canada). Sportsnet not only took advantage of their relationship with a Blue Jays player as a Rogers employee (Sportsnet is owned by Rogers) in order to get a personal one-on-one segment, but they used Devon Travis’ likeness to promote local suit retailer GotStyle (including…

“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

I fucking love this man. Like, legitimately enamoured.

Or, at least, not as wide spread:

ESPN Spouse: Who the fuck is Ashley Madison?
ESPN cheat: Ummm...he...plays for the Buffalo Sabers
ESPN Spouse: What’s a Buffalo Sabers?
ESPN cheat: They’re a hockey team that plays in the NHL
ESPN Spouse: Oh. Well then who gives a fuck?
ESPN cheat: Exactly!!

Go take a nap.

At this point if you’re ESPN, you either fire him or you don’t. He’s going to keep being Facebook uncle forever.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

How’d it go?? It went terrible! They did the Holocaust!!

This guy’s got a real fucked up definition of a “Perfect 10”

When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.

Sharp came under suspicion a month ago when he began telling people he “went to Jared.”

Midnight beer math time!