“Leave your closeted gays at home!”

Man, it will be good to catch up with Craggs. Haven’t seen him since he outed my dad over the PA system at a TJ Maxx.

John Daly has essentially become the Chuck Norris or Dos Equis guy for the slovenly and constantly out of breath.
“I don’t always have Cardiovascular disease...but when I do, I hack 3 boxes of Newports, drink 4 gallons of Mountain Dew and shoot 6 under”

Everyone in Minnesota knows, that if you want to see someone air their box out in public, you just hit a Vikings party boat cruise.

How has someone with a working knowledge of the English language, an IQ over 100, and an acute distaste for cheesesteak, not walked into this town and declared themselves King yet? It’s a city comprised solely of chain-smoking, playdough humanoids who smoke Marlboro reds and pound Natty Ice.
Blows my fucking mind.

More like ‘Poke-A-Hot-Ass’ amirite?

So Darren O’day and Manny Machado must drive you insane!

who the hell dredged you out of the Greys?
Addendum: Tom Ley is an ass hat.

Another one called home to bask in the eternal glow of Valfalla.

I fucking love this man. Like, legitimately enamoured.

ESPN Spouse: Who the fuck is Ashley Madison?
ESPN cheat: Ummm...he...plays for the Buffalo Sabers
ESPN Spouse: What’s a Buffalo Sabers?
ESPN cheat: They’re a hockey team that plays in the NHL
ESPN Spouse: Oh. Well then who gives a fuck?
ESPN cheat: Exactly!!

They’d save so much $ if they, like everyone else in LA, just got their employees from a Home Depot parking lot.

To be fair, the 18 NFL accounts are just 1 Aaron Hernandez seeking jailhouse companionship, and 17 accounts registered to Brett Favre underwhelmingly comprised of penis pics.

No big deal here. Bryant is not the first person in Dallas to lose their mind from some well-aimed shots.

I saw ‘Fallen Angels’ and wrongfully assumed this would be an article about where I can meet meth addled ex-strippers who have been bounced around the low-end of the porn industry. Alas, I was way off.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

No. AP just beats his ki’ds

Thank you Barry, for opting to go with ‘Thrown to the Wolves’ and not ‘Thrown to the Lions’, even though this was the obvious choice. I know it’s small, and inconsequential, but it’s what seperates you from the Albert Burnenkos’ and Adolf Hitlers’ of the world.

‘The Uploader has not made this content available in your country’ is going to be the “Sic Semper Tyrannis” of a large scale and historically significant occurrence one day soon.

Probably what you would do with old clothing or household items you dont need anymore: take them to the inner city and give them to poor people, Ebenezer!