This is Minnesota. So he probably said ‘Fuck’ in mixed company, or perhaps had unpure thoughts about a neighbors wife. I’d resign too if I was a Minnesotan, saddled with that kind of inexcusable baggage.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base

Move over Patrick Kane! There’s a new darling Black Hawk in town!

This is a nice change from the ordinary. Usually if you’re in North Carolina and you have Deez Nuts coming out of your mouth, it means you fell asleep at a Duke LAX party.

“You have to get in early before all the good, young tight ends are gone”
-J. Fogle

This video leaves a number of questions to be answered. Most important of which, is how many clowns were harmed in the making of those shoes?

Hawt take!

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Not surprising, Kane was asking for it.

This has actually blown my fucking mind. And I used to be Amish, so you can imagine all the crazy things that went through my thoughts during rumspringa. But this?...man...

very possible!

Your username is fantastic.

They’re west end boys.

I remember seeing this for the first time, and completely relating to it. This was exactly what we were doing, growing up in Scarborough, East Toronto. The hanging out on street corners, hopping public pools to drink beer on sweltering nights with topless girls, the sex, the violence, the police, the…

Chris Christie is so fat, that when he sits around the house, he sits on an hydraulically reinforced La Z Boy recliner, that rests atop a hardwood floor which has sistered steel beams running underneath to prevent the house from collapsing into a hole, and straight through the earth’s mantle and into the Wong’s living…

I KNEW the Royals were gay!

AIDS > Sixers

This. So much this.

I did. My name David Ortiz