The OED defines “schadenfreude” as the “malicious enjoyment of the misfortune of others”.

The schadenfreude is so delicious I could eat it with a spoon. I’ve seen better bot chat abilities on Russian porn auto-follow bots on Twitter. They probably have more integrity too.

“Leave your closeted gays at home!”

didn’t he expire on that hill a few months back? rip

Man, it will be good to catch up with Craggs. Haven’t seen him since he outed my dad over the PA system at a TJ Maxx.

John Daly has essentially become the Chuck Norris or Dos Equis guy for the slovenly and constantly out of breath.
“I don’t always have Cardiovascular disease...but when I do, I hack 3 boxes of Newports, drink 4 gallons of Mountain Dew and shoot 6 under”

Toot! Toot!

That's Smootastic

Everyone in Minnesota knows, that if you want to see someone air their box out in public, you just hit a Vikings party boat cruise.

How has someone with a working knowledge of the English language, an IQ over 100, and an acute distaste for cheesesteak, not walked into this town and declared themselves King yet? It’s a city comprised solely of chain-smoking, playdough humanoids who smoke Marlboro reds and pound Natty Ice.
Blows my fucking mind.

At least you’re objective.

I hate how hard I am laughing at this.

Those four will be the starting secondary by Week 10.

The calendar’s as fat as Jay Gruden.

More like ‘Poke-A-Hot-Ass’ amirite?

It’s “Bieber”

Maybe. Jays have outscored them by 140 runs or so though.

That’s your favourite part of all this? All of what?

Currently, the Astros hit 1 more HR, and played one more game. If you want to get technical, the Jays have hit more per game.

Cool post, though.

and a lower winning %...

As a fan of another team that is likely playoff-bound in the American League, this video is terrifying. Props to that fella.