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Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

No. AP just beats his ki’ds

Thank you Barry, for opting to go with ‘Thrown to the Wolves’ and not ‘Thrown to the Lions’, even though this was the obvious choice. I know it’s small, and inconsequential, but it’s what seperates you from the Albert Burnenkos’ and Adolf Hitlers’ of the world.

Was Tulowitski better? Sure.Was Jeter worse? Sure. Was Cashman an asshole? Sure. Are the Yankees, as a franchise in general, deserving of our disdain? Sure. Are we merely fleshballs, inhabiting a decaying vessel, hurlting though the void in a meaningless cycle of mass and heat and pressure and the despair of a haunted…

But how will Didi Gregorius feel about this revelation?

‘The Uploader has not made this content available in your country’ is going to be the “Sic Semper Tyrannis” of a large scale and historically significant occurrence one day soon.

Probably what you would do with old clothing or household items you dont need anymore: take them to the inner city and give them to poor people, Ebenezer!

Easy; file off the S/N's and sell them to a gun store.

I never would have thought that Bobby would be the least impulsive one in this family.

Talk about The Process. Be The Process. Give your heart and soul and life to football. Or talk to him about his favorite movies, like “Gone With the Wind” and “Red Tails.”

This is Minnesota. So he probably said ‘Fuck’ in mixed company, or perhaps had unpure thoughts about a neighbors wife. I’d resign too if I was a Minnesotan, saddled with that kind of inexcusable baggage.

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base

Move over Patrick Kane! There’s a new darling Black Hawk in town!

“Dee’s nuts.”

This is a nice change from the ordinary. Usually if you’re in North Carolina and you have Deez Nuts coming out of your mouth, it means you fell asleep at a Duke LAX party.

“You have to get in early before all the good, young tight ends are gone”
-J. Fogle

“The name of Buffalo’s signature dish has the word “garbage” in it.”

Garbage plates are from Rochester, not Buffalo. Get your snowbound rust belt ghost towns straight.

“I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.”