He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

Thank God the bleachers are pushed back in Anaheim. We came really close to another angel in the outfield.

“pissed off Iowans”

The Little League rules require players “strive to win.”

Doctor: Bryan, do you know where you are?

You severely overestimate Toronto’s love for Drake. It’s like having a famous cousin you never really liked before they were famous. You don’t want to bad mouth him, but you sort of cringe when you see him in the news.

*cclowns.

I know CC’s a big guy, & it’s Canada, but any male wearing those sneakers to a club should be mentally prepared for a minimum of 3-5 fights that evening.

This video leaves a number of questions to be answered. Most important of which, is how many clowns were harmed in the making of those shoes?

If I’m the Yankees I’m absolutely furious...that no one seriously injured him

Don’t worry, he’s used to getting lit up by the opposition

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

Sure, why not?

“They also have the enviable broadcast market of THE ENTIRE NATION OF CANADA”

ESPN doesn’t include “men in white that don’t exist but people insist they do” into park factor.

Take 22 wins away from the Yankees and they’re 11 games below .500. Essentially, worse than the Red Sox.

I’d argue it’s probably more like half a run per game, but the general point is correct. Adding 0.039 OPS to a league average team would make them the second best offense in the American League (behind the Blue Jays).

If you ignore their wins, the Blue Jays really aren’t that great.

Tough but fair.