“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.

Awwww shit fire up those old cab driver jokes because they just got a new lease on life, boys!

Now just think how much better this fight would have been at a Del Taco at 2:13am.

Oh, to dream.

Derrrrr but they did intentionally hit Blue Jays after being warned. Twice. Two times.

I hope Yordano Ventura gets slugged as bad as Robin Ventura did during one of these brouhahas that the Royals are always involved in.

Ummmm.... maybe you weren’t watching the game? Maybe you missed the multiple times the Royals continued to brush back or intentionally hit Blue Jays hitters after the warning? Maybe that’s the case? MAYBE?!?!?!?!

Could it have something to do with Ned Yost’s massive reach-around delivered to the umpire in the postgame interview?

According to the article, there was a warning after Donalson was hit in the first. Later he was brushed in the third. And he was brushed in the seventh, the same inning Tulo was hit. So...That’s three HBP or high-and-tights AFTER the warning....soooooo FAIL.

These MLB suspensions are for the birds.

This has actually blown my fucking mind. And I used to be Amish, so you can imagine all the crazy things that went through my thoughts during rumspringa. But this?...man...

Nick Bonino is here to do two things: make his dog look like an asshole and chew bubble gum, and he ran out of gumballs.

Shoulda been you, Hulkster.

C’mon man, don’t write “@sses,” kids could be reading this.

Balderdash, Burneko. Hitchbot may have been a tin can, but he was a whimsy-infused tin can! He didn’t do anything earth-shattering except bring joy to all those who encountered him, which is one of the worthiest functions someone or something can perform. The missing link who shattered his frail body, and you, can not…

“The day the United States has need for a malingering robo-hobo with no skills that sits next to the road like a bag of shit”

I’m from Toronto and I got to say it’s weird to hear people saying there scared of facing off against the Jays and being correct.

A bit biased because I’m an Indians fan but to me the Royals are the American League Cardinals. Last week an Indians pitcher drilled Dyson, and the royals actually didn’t respond which left me baffled.....until the next day where Guthrie went out and drilled an Indians player 3 times and the ump ejected nobody but…

The Jays are one game back of the wild card.

A brutal ump show. Why issue a warning if you arent going to punish that same team for continually buzzing and hitting guys? No accountability in this league.