0.64622604 furlongs.

Or .13 kilometers.

AIDS > Sixers

Another great sports troll? Former Philadelphia Phillie John Kruk.

Mutant League Football anyone?

Blades of Steel is so good! Also, I love the newer NHL games up until NHL 15. NHL 14 was the last good one.

No NHLPA ‘93? Massive fail.

I did no such fucking thing. Is that you, Terry Collins?

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

Here’s hoping he saves his money so he doesn’t end up on the Dole.

I just hope the demise of Gawker, the main site, does not lead to Deadspin (or, to a lesser extent io9) going down too. I feel like both of those could survive on their own.

I did. My name David Ortiz

I won a ring at the fucking carnival off some toothless meth afficianado. Don’t see ME whining.

Caity is Bruce now.

I find the display of human emotion in a male sport very touching, he may very well be an inspirin’ Hawaiian.
I hope he’s ready for those hot LA summers or else he’ll be the perspirin’ Hawaiian.
I’d also be interested in his thoughts on 9/11, in case he’s a conspirin’ Hawaiian.
Course, if that injury hasn’t healed up, he…

The Cryin’ Hawaiian

I’ll really never understand how this is a thing people do. Like when he goes back home do people congratulate him on the dead Lion in his living room instead of thinking it’s weird? Fuck this guy with a world of cocks.

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

I’ve officially exhausted the well of can’t evens.

Hawkins was the opposing pitcher for David Wells’ perfect game. In 1998.