I feel like Hawkins and Oden were on the Ark together.

Tulowitzki’s surprise is eclipsed only by the shocking revelation that LaTroy Hawkins, also sent to Toronto in the trade, is still alive and playing baseball.

I doubt he was shocked when they blew it in the bottom of the 9th.

I think he’s more shocked that the Rockies were able to put up a 4-spot in the top of the 9th.

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

I’ll refer to Old Hoss Radbourn regarding LaTroy Hawkins:

RIP # 54. You were too white for this world.

Whoever is in charge of naming these college post season football games is getting really lazy.

That’s too bad. The Olympic committee had already earmarked a decrepit old fishing boat for the Chechen delegations sleeping quarters.

In the security line he threatened me, challenged me to death several times.

There is your population control data.

Have you seen how fast they run?

I am black. In my personal opinion, this is not racist. The only thing I find upsetting about this picture is the fact that a chapter of the NAACP - an organization dedicated to helping people of color - is crying racism over this in an attempt to distract from poltical misconduct. Bullshit and they know it.

Black woman here: I’m not seeing “crazed and violent” any more than I am seeing “racist.” Which is to say not at all. That looks like a caricature I would draw of a corrupt politician who happens to be black if I could draw it. I first looked that that picture without reading the text to the right, and thought "looks…

It’s only racist because he’s black. Otherwise it would just be a typical local news editorial cartoon.

Black guy here with his opinion and his opinion alone: nope, not to me.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

Well the whole thing is way better. At first you assume he called all Dominicans stupid but you just find out he thinks the whole DR has a poor education system. Which is while an asshole thing to say is pretty true.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

Pictured: A shadow of himself and a shadow of his former self and Rupert, Wes’s invisible best friend.