In B4 “but some of those are shotguns!!#!”

Pretty much. The Jack Kirby too, while we’re at it.

It really disappoints me that there isn’t more out there about Dave Arneson. I’m no expert on the history of D&D by any means, but from what I do know Arneson was far more than just a “rules guy;” he laid the foundation for the very concept of D&D before even meeting Gygax. When they did meet, Gygax was basically…

I’m going to try and be very careful in how I say this, as it could very easily be interpreted as me saying that poor white people in the Civil War-era South had it just as bad as black people, and that is in NO WAY what I’m trying to say. Anybody whose life wasn’t bought and sold for profit would never have it harder…

Why was Yates’ refusal to defend an unconstitutional executive order even brought up in an inquiry about Russian interference in the election?

I’m sorry, you said mofongo and I was immediately distracted.

Excellent job on handling this so quickly and efficiently! I agree that OhNickel handled it very professionally and I do hope his good press overwhelms the bad, considering he never deserved the bad to begin with. I also hope that a sufficient number of people will have seen the outcome, actively apologize for…

So let me get this straight: we can appoint corporate representatives to have a say when it comes to environmental regulations that would affect their bottom line but we can’t appoint women to have a say when it comes to reproductive health and screening for cancer.

What’s really sad is that even though this scam was exposed almost as soon as it happened, there will still be people repeating this narrative over and over again and OhNickel will be harassed about it for at least the foreseeable future. Either because they don’t care to go back to the thread and read any updates or…

Oh, I see. You’re one of them high-falutin’ types, bless your heart.

That statement is completely inaccurate and not representative of the South at all.

True, sometimes people do lie about their identity, and when national security is a concern, it is better to be safe than sorry.

Now the Top Gun theme is stuck in my head. Thanks.

That’s only sea otters. River otters haven’t been known to exhibit such behavior. They’re still vicious little creatures, though.

You do know that there are overweight—even obese—vegetarians, right? Lots of high-fat, high-calorie food is vegetarian. Most junk food is vegetarian. Beans are high in carbs, including sugar. Salad dresses, sauces, cheese, and butter are almost always vegetarian.

If you walk there and back, you could justify eating like, five of the pork belly sandwiches.

I’ve had the pork belly/brisket/turkey sandwich, and I would not recommend it and don’t blame you for not eating it. The other meats distract from the melt-in-your-mouth deliciousness of the pork belly.

It’s not the method, it’s the exaggeration. They would say “a million” and mean it, like they wanted to deal you 1 million damage just because they can.

D’oh. I completely overlooked where it gave the creature haste.

Wouldn’t this be even more OP than Splinter Twin though? With Splinter Twin, even if the enchanted creature had haste, you still had to tap it to create the copy, then tap the copy to create another copy, and so on. All the copies would be exiled at the next end step, so it’s not like you could just wait around for…