YES.

I honestly can say I don’t blame you.

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I just had a nightmare vision of being on a plane and having a severe panic attack and needing to get off the plane and they’re all like, “Sorry sir; we’ve departed.”

Really? Boarding the plane and shutting the door counts as a departure? That’s terrifying. Like, I’m actually scared to fly now.

This is why I just can’t seem to love collectible card games, digital or otherwise, as much as I want to. It always seems to reach a point where the stars align around a few competitive decks and then everybody rushes to make those decks, all but guaranteeing that anyone who doesn’t want to or can’t spend the $200+…

I am so, so, very sorry this happened to you.

I...100% believe this.

I am in NO WAY rushing to the defense of Christian fundamentalism; I’m only analyzing their through process.

See, I don’t think that they believe that the kind of magic and mysticism found in fantasy books and video games is actually real. Like, I don’t think they think their kids will learn how to fling fireballs,…

That would have really made his head explode, as obviously the gay actor could ONLY play the evil character. Because, you know, gay is evil or something.

My college girlfriend spent Thanksgiving with me and my family one year. Her dad was coming to pick her up on Friday evening so she could spend the weekend with her family.

I had been teaching her how to play Magic: The Gathering, and we were playing a few games while she waited for her dad. It was about thirty minutes…

Depending on their age and location, it’s entirely possible I dated one of your cousins in college. That sounds exactly like what her parents would have made them do.

The Turbo Touch 360! Man, I wanted one so bad when I was a kid. Kinda glad to hear they sucked.

I would love to see you do a write-up on The Witcher 3. I bet you’d have some interesting things to say about Yennefer’s outfit.

Most of the armor is actually tailor-made (heh) for certain situations: the Sheikah armor for sneaking, the Rito armor for cold weather, the Climbing Gear for climbing, and so on. Most of the time, you’ll be just fine wearing the armor that will give you the best defense and/or attack, and switching armor sets is a…

I honestly wonder why they didn’t do that. They could even keep the Japanese aesthetic; how many vision of futuristic New York or LA have we seen with some elements of Japanese culture and design implemented into them?

I can’t really answer your question, but I can tell you why it reminded you of The Matrix: the original anime was actually a major influence on that movie. In fact, some of the shots in The Matrix (especially in the opening sequence) all lifted (or at least callbacks) to GitS. As a huge Matrix fan, this motivated me…

You don’t need to have played the other two games to hop into this one. It does a really good job of explaining the backstory, and while on PC you could import your saves and that had an impact on some story elements, you were walked through a short narrative section that let you set up those elements fresh if you…

No problem!

You’re in luck: it doesn’t ship until Aug.-Sep., so you can still pre-order it. You can even set up a monthly payment plan for about $140 a month.

They’re also working on statues of Triss, Eredin, and the Toad Prince from Heart of Stone.

ETA: Actually, Prime 1 did the Geralt statue as well. Sideshow just…