I’ve got plenty:

I am really sorry for the ordeal you are going through.

I suspect that medical complications like the one your wife is facing now are more common than we think. It’s only with good and readily available healthcare that a country can keep the maternal mortality rate as low as possible. Human pregnancies are…

The most ridiculous bullshit is the multi-million dollar churches with the TV preachers. Bitch you a millionaire, YOU donate some fucking money.

Oh my dear I am so sorry about your loss. Just to reassure you even more, though it sounds like you and your did your homework, I had a D&E and it was not painful at ALL. (Well, the drugs they give you are A+.). But it was so nice to be able to control when everything happens. I have not had a natural or medical…

Wouldn’t this make them sad(der)? This disrupts their claim that it is only men who have to pay alimony (even though a surprising number of their prominent dudes are... being supported by alimony from their ex-wives).

We can simplify this even further: what they really are is anti-women

when I saw that photo, I thought to myself that the photographer should’ve kneeled on top the bed, and took a photo over the edge. The cosplayer’s head should’ve been peaking out. Not his whole head, just everything above the bridge of his nose.

I simply cannot understand these idiots - it’s hardly manly to whine about every little thing.

In another post I offered a simple solution: Make amends by offering a male only double feature: Brokeback Mountain and Beaches.

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Are you the same guy that says they probably deserved it when unarmed people are shot by police?

I think his first decision should be to leave North Carolina

My carpeted floor will not forgive me, but what’s done is done.

“But enough talk... binge-watching!”

HAve at YOU!

*throws the wine in a glass to the ground, it bounces* FUCKING PLASTIC!

But enough talk have at you!

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, throwing his money away for Netflix.

What’s good, Matt Damon?