Six days a week = 6-7 visits to the ER over 90 days for UTI/Kidney infections...like that doesn’t suck the passion out of marriage.

As a former restaurant manager at a high-end hotel restaurant, I disagree with your last **. As it is right to leave both plates on the table - asking politely when both guests appear finished - so is not rushing customers!

Carrie Underwood thinks Miranda Lambert should quit music???? Hello pot, I’m kettle. A shiny clean one who only brews organic decaf Lipton Lemon with triple filtered water, and you’re a just a odd-shaped decanter filled with Patsy Cline’s Jack Daniels stash....why would anyone in country music like YOU.

Says the Jezebel commenter...

I want Kate McKinnon and Jan Hooks to do the Mary Jo Buttafuoco (Amy Jo?) case...!

I am actually curious (re: Rachel D) why people feel that a transgendered individual may be different from a person who converts to a different race, so entirely and with such commitment (batshit postal stuff aside). If a person truly and deeply feels themself to be black/Asian/Latina whatever, and commits to living…

And then I had a drink and a MAN stared at ME and I was NON PHYSICALLY COERCED into having SEX with him, in my MIND. I was mentally RAPED after one drink, and he’s done this to so many of my friends - it says it on FACEBOOK! He is a serial VISUAL RAPIST and I am a VICTIM! A VICTIM for LIFE.

There is nothing about this movie and book that isn’t a Marxist wet dream of capitalistic female oppression.... Would she have given two shits about a stalker BDSM rookie w/ abuse issues - if say, he was a poor Latino photographer? And no matter what Kelly Marcel says, she spent two hours deifying Walt Disney, so I…

More like genetically engineered Mosquitos who are immune to Malaria, and therefore don’t spread it. But a “net” is a good metaphor...

I’m a dark haired Irish woman - family is from Irelans - and Jewish thrown in for good measure. I married a Jewish man and converted after a life of Catholic guilt...people now assume I am ethnically Jewish (whatever that means, as my family identified as German above their Judaism, speaking it in the household). The…

This is the same state that wants to legalize armed security guards at schools.

A Vagina shouldn’t be that mysterious to any artist...perhaps the biggest insult is the inference of size and what usually happens when French V-Jay is aroused.

Or that you can get everything from the J Crew Factory store online for more than half off, meaning the quality of regular items is so low that even a 70% cut to price equals a profit. And that a pencil skirt, blouse and kitten heels are a $500 purchase...know thy market J Crew, and competing with the uber Jewish-wasp…

I know Jezebel grays me on anything related to Emma/Mattress Girl, but I feel she was subconsciously admitting to fictionalizing the rape allegations. The video is her imaginary view of what happened, the emotions of violation and the brutal victimization she felt when she was treated with such disrespect by a man she…

How artistic - and out of character - of her to stage a video re-enactment of an imaginary rape!

I know! She is fucking crazy to think women have accountability, self respect or responsibility for their actions and behavior...she must be from a different generation, old bitch.

I agree - great perspective, and one that is truly right (little kids are innocent and magical and are trying to have fun pretending to be like mom). Everyone needs to relax and stop being gross about this.

Hawaiian print shirts are for grandfathers, guys in “sales” and that dive bar guy who picks fights on your behalf after a bartender refuses to serve...that guy deserves another shirt - and a drink!

OH Lord - just used Handmaid’s in my post to Gawker’s Quiverfull piece (which is awesome)....Margaret Atwood is so badass. Just re-read it 20 years later because I thought “some” of her writing may be relevant to now...the whole damn book scared the shit out of me on a totally new level.

I agree and was also a victim, but did not report it. I wasn’t at my college but away at another, and had fallen asleep after a long night of partying. A guy climbing in my sleeping bag, held me down and covered my mouth - I literally couldn’t move. It’s not something i’ve cared to return to often, but stories like…