since when is Hahahaha a fucking take? Get outta my face you goober.

Nah dude, it’s specifically a Chicago political machine joke. That you missed.

Geez Louise, settle the fuck down. It was a fuckin’ joke. Calm your tits.

Nah, Doug Mientkiewicz has it.

Would never happen. True ballplayers don’t showboat like that.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

*fart noise*

If Aroldis didn’t have some inkling he might have to get more than three outs in an elimination game, then he might be dumb enough to unload an entire handgun into a garage wall.

Cleveland pitchers threw a shut out, Kluber did not. Kluber had a game that most pitchers and GMs dream of...

He became just the third Game 1 starter to pitch a shutout with at least nine strikeouts in World Series history.

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

Yeah, that was the point I was trying to make.

ok thank you

Thanks for this great article, Barry. I am looking forward to the one tomorrow about that time my nana died.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Joe Buck takes a lot of shit, and his moralizing over the Randy Moss mooning back in the day was definitely over the top, but he actually seems like a good dude and he (usually) calls a good game.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

The question isn’t whether this is allowed under the First Amendment or not. It clearly is. The question is whether these particular consequences are warranted or not. And it’s clearly a stupid overreach. Get it?

Christ, the stupid...

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole