Really? This was heavily labored and weak.

I’m sendin you to Jesus

I will kick you in the chest

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

Not sure which of those third-rate metropolises you hail from, but if you can’t find a dictionary where you live in which to look up “tantrum,” I’d be happy to send you one from big, bad New York.

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

BOOOOO. Bad take. Bad. Remove the DH league wide.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

Reasonable? 73 isn’t even reasonable!

I don’t know how to cope with having my favorite young MLB player a fucking Yankee.

there is a ghost haunting that Pillsbury logo :0

what a horrible idea.

you’re welcome

A circle is not a Venn diagram.

This kind of chicanery takes considerably longer than their normal way of processing orders (regardless if “proper” establishments do it as a rule). If it was common, in the long run this kind of thing can eat into revenue because of the excess consumables (plastic tubs) and decrease in average orders/hour and would…

Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

I have no rooting interest in the Knicks but a guy yelling on TV about a team executive whose first move was signing a guy on crack is a story regardless of proximity to New York.

Skeevy Ray Vaughn

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend