1. Doesn’t matter.

Baw! :(

:(

Ichiro was never considered a cornerstone player?! Not only is that ridiculous but he’s known for speaking much more than adequate English (but chooses not to in front of the press) AND giving “rah-rah” speeches.

“Familia’s teammate on the Mets, Jose Reyes, was suspended for 52 games in 2016, following an Oct. 31, 2015 incident involving his wife (the case was dismissed when Familia’s wife declined to work with prosecutors);”

You have very bad opinions.

“You worked hard enough just getting up this morning.” Get out of my microwave! 

Thank FUCKING God that someone is here to explain hockey to the sports writer.

On the other hand, nah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This should win a goddamn Pulitzer!

Actually, only one got 23%.

How can you KNOW anyone was clean? By that standard, no one ever gets in again. Even if you’re against PED guys getting in, Palmeiro failed a PED test. Thome did not. In.

Then I guess it’s too soon.

I’ve never won anything before. I’m so proud! I’ma go write my dead grandma’s name on the wall.

Whoa. Or...um...maybe it’s a known, sorta legendary thing? http://www.salon.com/2016/02/14/election_fraud_chicago_style_illinois_decades_old_notoriety_for_election_corruption_is_legendary/

There’s nothing sudden about it. Just like how you’re not suddenly ignorant.

Phew! That was close. Good job not making a joke.

Never did it in the World Series.

Randy Newman reads Deadspin, apparently.