It’s why I, as a Minnesota sports fan, hear a song and think “Huh, that was a pleasant song that I have no personal associations with” and have another beer.

These are all from me.

Does he crack the top 5?

If none of the umpires thought the ball might’ve hit the ad, then none of the umpires were looking that direction and that seems like a bit of a problem.

Plinko to play, Cliffhangers to watch.

The Troops! Oh, The Troops. Who serve this country so that there can be only the correct forms of protest as sanctioned by The Troops. Who serve this country so that they can be used as political pawns anytime someone does anything other than hold a pep rally for America. Who serve this country so that ignorant people…

And for the record, it’s pronounced, “Kermit MAY-MAY.”

Son, your mother and I are very disappointed in this comment, -1.

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

“Give 100%” is a shortening of “Give 100% effort.” It’s not about the output, but how hard you try. So no, you can’t give 110% effort.

Ironically, a Youngman is something the Knicks need much more of.

What time does your TV show air?

I understand the choice to get rid of downvoting comments, I really do. Can we make an exception here or maybe add a button so I can hate-fuck this comment?

Absolutely. I liked C&H, but Bloom County was brilliant on another level, even winning a Pulitzer Prize in 1987. It was a formative influence on me. C&H was clever and cute and touched on universal themes, worries, etc. It was funny as hell. But Opus, Bill the Cat, Steve Dallas, et al ... just brilliant satire. I’d…

There was a brief argument over which game to play in the locker room, but obviously Cooler Heads prevailed.

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

Not a big fan of reading, are ya?

That is your problem, not his.

Dude. That hurt more than it should have.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.