what's with the misogynistic gay dudes anyway? Why are they so mean?

You are absolutely, 100% correct.

TMZ has never been successfully sued for libel or defamation.

So this didn't involve any actual sex, but I invited a guy I'd seen a couple times in for a nightcap. I poured us a couple of drinks and went to use the bathroom, expecting to come out and talk a bit, make out, see where things went. He apparently had a different idea because I came out of the bathroom to find him…

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

TL;DR- You guys, domestic violence is bad, but girls need to quit making dudes so mad.

It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.

PUT THE PICTURES OF THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES BACK. DO YOU THINK PHOTO RIGHTS GROW ON TREES, YOUNG LADY?

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

Riiight, because this attitude among older businessmen is soo wildly implausible that it must be made up. Evil, feminists.... always conspiring!

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

Honey vanilla with rose petals sounds really good. Also, fuck those guys.

We should send them videos of us doing this:

Good, I know where I'll be buying ice cream this weekend.

YAAAAAAAY! More rap, Nicki! We all know its what you are best at <3 <3 <3

These people existed before and during Saddam.

I will donate to any organization that will arm these women to the teeth and train them how to shoot to kill. I'm typically not one to advocate violence, but fuck, this is beyond.

You generally nail it, but this is, as they say, "punching down," and without humor.

"There really isn't much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

This line killed me.