Yes, black and white is weird for makeup product images.

Sloane with an 'E' please

Show me the tweets about ISIS and Ukraine.

EPIC FLAIL.

Damn confusing borders, amirite?

They're just happy they will have 9,200 more soldiers in 18 years.

Paranoid = irrational, by definition. A thing cannot be fair and irrational. How about 'suspicious of'?

They do this all the time, actually - cast a female as Peter Pan - it helps make him look younger, which works for the character. Or at least, that is the idea.

best use of baseball is making Jack White smile

Don't you mean DEBUTTING?

Yup - you probably know, but it's worth reminding the internet - women were giving birth vertically for a long time before they were giving birth horizontally.

So... do you need to dry out this mat?

I've just learned their technique - butt-first attack!

Seconded with Chris D'Elia. Saw him live at what he said later was one of his best shows ever... yuck.

You are not helping her with this. Sad face.

Too bad, so sad, move along.

Better you than C.A. Pinkham to write about this.

What do we have to do to get him to go away? Nobody likes him.

Right on. He talks like he thinks he's charming; he's really just disgusting.

Really... why say the words if you're thinking this way the whole time?