No, she's the most Russian. Trust me, I know.

I wondered this as well. Our recent adoptee took about 2 months to adjust too. She came to us with hot spots and terrible farts (she farted in our truck once and we were all about to bail). All it took was switching to a high quality food. Now, she's all good:

Growing up we called those "Achoo poots".

My dog farts rhythmically as he runs up the stairs.

My dog farts maliciously. My husband decided he felt amorous last night, so he ordered her off the bed. She wanted to wrestle. He insisted "off." She clearly disagreed, then we heard a fart as she calmly left the room.

RUDE.

My dog will deliberately get up in the middle of the night from her bed, walk over to my side of the bed, lay down on the floor with her butt near my head and fart. I think she thinks that's how she's supposed to fart.

My dog has a loose butt. Whenever she barks, she farts. When she jumps up on the couch, she farts. She's just a farter.

we nearly died when our ceiling fan broke

I used to babysit for these people who had a Rottie (Gus Gus, named after the sweet, rotund mousie in Cinderella) and this was...maybe 20 years ago. I can STILL remember trying to keep myself from passing out when he'd fart.

Or cats. Or myself.

If you can't handle farts, dogs are not for you.

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."

Still better than the running skirt.

Kara, you act as if making this much money is a good thing. Great, Beyonce is among the 1%. Such unequal wealth is terrible. My issue with the current wave of feminism is that they've accepted standards set by men as THE standards to be achieved. Such wealth is shameful. Give that shit away, Beyonce. Give it to…

Her PR team is excellent. I can't remember seeing a non pre-recorded edited interview or cheapy "today show" performance. EVERYTHING is edited and planned except for that Solange fight.

...and weaves, don't forget the weaves! And why does she ALWAYS wear hose with all of her outfits? It's like she's in the fucking circus!

If she gets a Nobel Peace Prize, I will lose what is left of my faith in humanity. At this point, I don't have much left.