Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

they should nickname him Buster

Thanks China and Thailand and Vietnam. Y'all obviously really need your rhino horn to cure impotence, hangovers and flat feet. you know what I heard last week? Testicles of men who consume rhino horns are known to enlarge penises.

I guess that means Jon Snow won't be dying on Sunday….

Stop hatting on pale people, we are real.

Exactly, this guy doesn't want this attention and here we are. The author acknowledged that he basically said "Don't post me on Jezebel" then proceeded too anyway.

Personally I believe all back and shoulder exercises should be banned at gyms, so even the shape under clothing doesn't distract me.

This write up is incredibly biased. If anyone bothered to read the full article, the parents were supplied with notification of the curriculum, including this shaving information, well in advance. If this child's parents had seen fit to look over that, they would have been fully aware of the upcoming instruction and…

I was once a guy who'd been rejected by women to the point of hatred. Once.

I think you're misinterpreting a lot.

I enjoy it most when it is really cold, and poured into a glass.

She'd have to give up her husband at the same time, and since she's had kids with him would likely still be horribly punished then for adultery (as she is anyway). There is no winning for her.

To people who hold strong beliefs it would be very hard. But regardless you missed the point.

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Here's a neat trick to counterbalance the outrageous costs of a wedding and reception: Stop fucking spending thousands of dollars on a few hours of "this is my special day, look how pretty I am." If you cannot afford a wedding and a honeymoon, maybe you should stop throwing money away like it isn't the difference…

I agree that what the dog did was terrifying, and I'm not saying that it shouldn't be put down. But the owners should be charged with aggravated assault or something for just letting a dog walk around freely. That is the height of irresponsibility, even if the dog never did anything like that before. If they were…

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