I can't believe people are finding so many reasons to pick apart something that probably made a broke ass server's month. When I was young and slanging cocktails, they could've written "Tips for Lord Xenu's Stale Farts" and I'd praise their name as I cashed in my tips that night. This is cool and awesome and more…

Now we need to get the same thing to happen to the guy who raped his 3 year old daughter and wasn't sent to jail because he wouldn't 'fare well'.

No offense to all the great restaurant staff there are out there, but I'd love to see a story about the other side of the coin, bad staff. Tonight, I went out to dinner with my parents. It was so awful through no fault of anyone but the waitress and the chef. The waitress kept coming out and telling us it would be…

I once had a customer come into the Italian restaurant I work at and tell me she was allergic to garlic and basil. (First off, why would you even come to an Italian restaurant??) I politely and patiently went through a list of dishes that didn't have garlic or we could leave the garlic out of. None of them were dishes…

I'm the same. I can't even feel it. I also had to get a colposcopy last year and didn't feel it either. Just count us lucky and fingers crossed my IUD (thanks Obamacare!) goes the same way.

Since Jezebel is at the forefront of TMI, let's just say that some of us get fingers and speculum in our vag AND up our butt (thank you, super-tilted uterus). Pap smears are just the suck, not on the same level as birth, but they still super suck...male or female doctor, they're all different with the specimen…

Not sure how usual it is, but its also just uncomfortable for me. Particularly when my doc sticks her fingers up there and then presses down on my abdomin.

I sort of look forward to PAP smears. Is that weird? They're not exactly fun for me, but they're not uncomfortable either. Also, I got a transvaginal ultrasound a few months ago (for reasons unrelated to pregnancy), and I found the experience somewhat pleasant. It was basically like being gently prodded with a dildo.…

Probably fairly unusual. Most women I've talked to find them at least uncomfortable. The blades of the speculum do NOT agree with my tissue. Massive chafing and pinching as it goes in, and I've been told this will not get better as I get older. And if it's a bigger speculum, I tear and bleed, although getting it in…

I have severe endometriosis and after educating myself realized that my doctor didn't know shit. He was giving me the whole "Have a baby...that'll fix it" and insisted that the pain I continued to have after he operated was all in my head. So I educated myself, decided to find a new doc and came up with a list of …

For me the pain is not five seconds. I've only had one that didn't cause horrible lasting pain. I'm very oddly shaped in the reproductive area and it seems like most doctors don't know what to do when confronted with it. I don't know what happened this one time, but I had pain for WEEKS afterward. It was awful. Took…

I would hope not. I have vaginismus though, so they are horrible for me. This headline was a big let down - I was hoping for no more speculum business, period.

Who cares? Live it and love it. They're uncomfortable for me, but it takes five seconds, so whatevs. Also, thanks to 8 years of being HPV vaccinated and now turning 30, I basically never have to get them anyhow. Woohoo! I love turning 30.

Wow, almost exactly the same except that I didn't mow the lawn because "the lawn mower scared me". lol Weird. Neither if us ever wanted to dust... We also had to bank half but were allowed to use that toward a car when we turned 16.

You probably have lines because you have cursed yourself into living a life where you rarely laugh or smile!

Policing cultural appropriation on an interpersonal level like this ALWAYS requires policing somebody else's ethic identity—and that's just plain gross. "Are his eyes slanty enough to get away with that tattoo?" "Are her features negroid enough to warrant those corn rows?" "She doesn't look brown enough to wear that…

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.

Not restaurant related but it reminds me of when I quit my job as a clerk at the supermarket.
I already hated the job and was ready to leave. A guy comes in and buys $40 worth if stuff and gives me a $100 bill to pay. I give him the change and he starts to leave. Thinking about it, I had hought I owed him another $10…

I was a server in college. There was one woman who came in about once a month for dinner with family or friends. She would complain - without fail - after every meal and demand to see the manager. The manager would come, she'd complain, she'd get a comp. She was pretty legendary there after a while. We hated her with…

What about servers who don't know what words mean? I still cringe about saying this: