I can't see it as anything else!

Describing something as an ornate vagina is one way to get me to click on a link.

I was lucky enough to go to the Anne Frank museum in Amsterdam last year. By the time I got to the end, I was bawling. They do such a great job showcasing the human tragedy, more than any of the tv specials I've ever seen. The 'modern' approach scares me. Just get good actors, don't try to make anyone more 'likeable'…

I see the purpose in documenting injustice and tragedy around the world. In this case, though, he already had the pictures showing what was going on. He still kept going anyway.

So he realized that she was in danger, and he just kept snapping.

I totally read that as sarcasm. Who's ever heard of a toddler who stays neat and tidy for long?

Starburns was totally off on what would make people remember him.

I know many engaged couples right now that would be so upset if I posted these on facebook.

True. Plus, with this as a goal, I'm probably teach her things about the world that are completely not true, and then she'd find out when her friends laugh at her and she'd hate me.

This almost, *almost* makes me want to spawn a young human.

I wish that no companies were allowed to have small-print at the bottom of the screen contradicting what they're advertising. Most commercials now seem like Simpsons' parodies of themselves- they state one thing in a loud, happy voice, and then tiny font at the bottom of the screen says that they're lying and you…

There is nothing neat enough to make me want to stand outside and demonstrate it for anyone.

"Melinda told the Daily Mail that things were better when she and Daisy were out in the press doing interviews because "she felt like people were supporting her and honestly being in bigger cities where people were more open-minded it was helping her a lot."

Sure wish my parents and in-laws had believed this a year ago. Would have saved me a lot of time and money and effort.

Those are awesome!

This reminds me of Cabbage Patch kids for some reason, even if I'm pretty sure they never made any with major disabilities. My mother got them for us one year at Christmas, and my one older sister got a doll with braces, the other got one with glasses, and my younger brother (since my mother wasn't keen on gendered…

I used to work at a call centre with fairly long wait times. People would often have the line on speaker phone and pick up when we answered. I can remember multiple occasions where, after my spiel, there was an awkward pause, followed by "Uh, one minute!" and a flush.

This sets a bad precedent. Work 50 years for 2 million, or just steal it and pay with a year of your life. Hmmm...

Does that cat have the thickest tail ever? It almost looks like there's a ferret growing out of her butt.

I always thought worms were hermaphrodites?