Final season of The Sopranos was a product placementapalooza. I loved the show but Carmela hosting an Oprahs bookclub, Livia Soprano watching Emeril Lagasse and saying “look he never washes his hands!”, Tony talking about his Chevy Suburban “its a good truck but they wouldn’t have tried to carjack it if they knew the…

“But I have always had a problem with the rear ends of all the other Cadillac models. And it’s always the same problem: Under-design.” Ha I thought you meant first gen CTS-V owners talking about their 400hp engines with the weak 200hp differentials (aka rear ends)

You young whippersnappers with your low Noise Vibration Harshness levels in your cars so quiet that they have to pipe in engine noise... why, back in my day if you wanted excitement and feedback you just hit the brakes at highway speed. Those old hard to adjust drum brakes never pulled evenly and it was like tryin to…

Or maybe the Big Jim Sport Camper upgrade where he got a buddy called Big Josh who was basically Big Jim with a beard? ......sorry I will see myself out...

I am ok with new cars that are sort of old. I am thinking about buying a Challenger because I am oldish and while I want a V-8 Manual transmission rear wheel drive car I don’t need the Nurburgring winning suspension car that jars every one of my fillings out when I drive down the street. Having a seat wide enough for…

George Costanza wanted the nickname “T-bone” and ended up with “KoKo” because he walked into a meeting carrying a banana. Cadillac, put down that banana...

A Steven Seagal movie perhaps?

Said in the voice of Raymond Babbit “My mane man!”

The video I watched didn’t show the box hit the puppy. It showed the puppy, it showed the don’t care delivery guy put the box over the fence but the puppy was not shown in the frame. If the delivery guy stood there for 15 minutes while holding the box in the air probably one or both of the dogs would have been in the…

Old guy here, I remember that phrase from the Fiat 124, 128 days. Sadly it still applies to the new stuff. I laughed when I saw the phrase they thought they could sell the company for parts and make more profit.... just like the cars....

Maybe:

Somebody was on the crack pipe when they came up with the fender flare idea. My car makes people happy... whenever I pull up to a crowd they are always laughing and pointing...

Not sure if the US has laws against this but in Vancouver there are a lot of these

I forgot to tell you this one important step for the ejector seat calibration adjustment, make sure the sunroof is open. Don’t ask me to explain.

The GO AHEAD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A DORK AT THE GAS STATION feature on Toyota Matrixes: The automatic door lock has 4 different modes to automatically lock the doors when running, when shifting into drive, a no lock mode and the lock all doors even when the key is in the ignition and the driver opens the gas door and…

I am not a communist! Oh, sorry I thought you said Serling..

Ejector seat calibration adjustment

I see what you did there...

Guy A: Ok, I will run around in a circle and wave my arms