lespatterson
Les Patterson
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The way the power button is located directly across from the double buttons (that can be used to take a picture.) Try to use this method to take a picture with one hand...and the camera shuts off... The way we can’t change the sound of the Skype incoming message to something more attention getting.

Was kind of funny. I was enjoying it until.... I realized he sounds and acts exactly like Conan O’Brian. Same humour. Better hair though.

I think he said something about Trim!

He was pushing the brake pedal really hard

I am waiting on “Norm MacDonald pummels Adam Eget for spilling his gravy in the KFC drive through”

The only fuck I give about flying cars is when one comes crashing through my roof because Ativan von Furstinburg thought it was autonomous or was busy “giving a selfy” at 5000 feet. Imagine all the crazy stuff we see on Russian or Florida dash cams happening a mile over your house. Nope.

And the “soft drinks and cement” you are carrying

Guy doesn’t believe the Earth is flat. He just got sponsored by the Flat Earth Society after all other funding methods failed. I hope it works out for him. He could end up in a Doonesbury comic strip like the helium balloon lawn chair guy or in the bottom of a crater he just made. Hopefully the former and not the

He tried to run away but slammed into a pole a flew into the crowd...

After a life of stunts/injuries including an undiagnosed broken neck I would imagine Buster would be in a fair amount of pain in his later life. That might explain the “grouchy” during the production of his last film. That and his normal resting bitch face expression.... I remember seeing him on a talk show in his

Any idea how much to reduce the torque specs when using anti sieze on the sparkplug threads? Ripping the threads out of one or more spark plug holes could ruin your afternoon.

Teacher: Jimmy did you do your homework? Are you having trouble understanding anything we have covered? I would be glad to spend some time explaining anything you are not understanding.

All of the stars for your comment (I thought I was alone in my pronounciation of de-boner). I would let my sideburns grow down to the floor and try to dress like Ray Manzarek of the Doors to look correct whenever I opened the door to get out in the Walmart or McDonalds parking lot. (In case there any chicks, birds or

A real Mustang outside a local Oats n coffee meet....

Its all good mang, I can’t see the MCDLT stain on my parachute pants through my mirrored shades that I wear at night as I keep driving away from the front of the club...........by myself

I drive to work wearing a helmet. But then I’ve seen myself drive before...

Take the pen!

Quote of the year (so far) goes to.... Fred Mertz pants

When I read “Chinstrap Gaptooth Jr.” it made me spit out my coffee.

I was wondering why this column from 2015 was being shown again. Then I realized it is still true (dang). I agree with everything you said Freddy. Fortunately in the interim a few shows have come along that are a little more car centered. Roadkill, Roadkill Garage, Engine Masters, Hot Rod Garage and Dirt Every Day