That won’t daily. He does not live right next door to Pelican Parts. Therefore, the frequent repairs take a while due to parts availability. Ask me how I know.

I’m waiting on the K-Car Final Edition. 

I get that victim blaming is wrong, but also not 100% wrong in all cases.

As someone who spent lots of time in front of big speakers at alternative and hiphop concerts in the nineties, all I can say is:

That’s the real story. “Buddy, you are far too immature to being doing things like throwing geisha out windows. You need to wait a few years. Let Old-man-strength come into play.”

*Pow! Right in the kisser!*

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

Hard core, pedo... at least he’s consistent in his themes. Also, he seems to be eating his feelings.

"a lot of cars with missing parts"

Then he DODGED a bullet. Eh? Eh?

You misspelled meth.

Swench. Socket Wench?

Ackshualllay vinyl produces the best sound, so that’s why I installed my 45 lb Technics turntable onto my dashboard 

At this price level, one drinks cru classe. Or ether.

I see what you did there.

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

“C Biscuit Stables,” company sounds like horseshit to me.

Joey Lawerence is broke? Whoa!

Much like the Browns offense, this letter looks really good on paper and is presented well, but in the end it's just stationery.