“Think about a bike – those higher numbered gears make pedaling effort easier.” In my best George Castanza voice “I tried not to comment but I have to”: the higher number gears on a bike dont make it easier to pedal, the lower number gears do. There, I feel better, now I have to go buy some envelopes for our wedding…

Maybe they mentioned the word veinerschlider... which could be considered rude since I just made it up.

I worked with a guy from another country. He was driving us to an offsite location for work. He started to turn left in the path of a speeding tandem dumptruck but because he thought it was his turn he simply put up his hand, palm towards the truck, the international symbol for stop, to signal to the 20,000 pound…

Oh, thats where I left it, dang my mind is like a sieve these days...

And from John Cleese “Shut your festering gob you twit, your type really make me puke, you vacuous toffee nosed malodorous pervert!”

I am not sure how “extremist right wing” Jordan Peterson is for the most part he is “clean up your own room, take responsibility for your behaviour, be a better human” I know the part where he doesn’t want the university board of directors to tell him what pronouns to use in his classroom stirs up controversy. But I…

There is no escape from death or taxes.............. or Karen

Motor Trend should actually apologize for the way they take great programs that used to focus on cars and change them into being about “characters” in the programs. Ok guys jump in the air and yell yeehaw! No jump higher this time...Oh no if we don’t complete this job on time we will lose the shop etc      Ad nauseam

Here, give this jar to Mel and ask him to hide it.

If you wanted weird looking I thought you would be happy with whatever that piece of metal is in the way of the rear passenger view out the window? Is it a badge of some sort? A modern version of the opera window? Landau blockage?

J. Gleason shoutout...

Last time gas prices went really high there were rumors of people stealing gas from cardlock stations and filling big storage tanks in the back of their pedovans. Then they would sell the gas at a big discount by pumping the gas from their van into some shady customer’s car in a isolated parking garage. One of the…

Better to fight Steven Seagal

2005 Cadillac CTS-V stabilitrak.... when the yaw detection system starts to fail it thinks you are spinning out or oversteering and applies one of the rear brakes to correct things .... but when you are doing highway speed in a straight line and it suddenly applies one brake... that can be exciting.

A 1978 Ford Pinto was seen in the area idling next to a Ram 1500 5.7 Hemi which was also idling, police are investigating.

The answer is always Miata, but next time peruse the hospital parking lot where the eye surgeons park, dudes be havin’ deep pockets and parking lot rockets....

I am surprised that yours is the first mention of the Optispark , the looks of the car distracted so many Jalops that they forgot all about it. lol

Something something Corinthian lederhosen

The release goes on to say that the name comes from the Latin verb “stello,” which “to brighten with stars.” Or in this case brighten the interior of your vehicle with multiple CEL codes...

Somewhere a certain prince is applying extra anti perspirant after reading this story