Scotty Kilmer says Crack Pipe while waving his arms

When the car broke down and the little old ladies started criticizing his efforts to try and start the car and he had to stand there and listen to them while waiting for the tow truck....

Huh huh you said Magnum

Far away strangers, good one. 

How about turning on the rear tail lights when the daytime running lights are on? Canadian law turns on the dashlights and headlights to low watts setting to make it easier to see oncoming cars. You get people on the freeways leaning forward while driving at night trying to see in the dim headlights (didn’t turn on…

Lets check in with the beta testers for the point and park feature: Hey Bob watch this Beemer park itself,hey look at that pretty girl over there! Over there where I am pointing. Hey lady sorry! Uh.. run into that Starbucks quick! Sorry! Sorry its beta!

I see lap belts in one shot but since it is only a sculpture that has no motor in it the lap belts will help keep the automotive journalist from the local tv station from falling out during her 45 second review of the autoshow...

That kid Kyle... trouble just like his pappy

Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade

Somebody say taters?

And errr whats that puddle like image under the 3rd photo? A glow in the dark turbo oil leak?

Putting the bile in Automobile....

OK so you showed us that the grooves were cut in the stones so that the ropes wouldn’t slip but how about the hard part, you know, the lifting part. 

Somebody suddenly be buyin’ a new car. Yes its from all the overtime, uh yes the overtime...

Suicide watch apparently means watch the suicide?

“easing the angst of the service experience?” Ok Mr. Johnson, breath deeply and go to your happy place, its just an oil change. You and your C8 will be reunited soon...

Bingo! Well played Vitis Vinifera and R Compounds.

Ford could find every weakness in their cars by giving beta test vehicles to high school kids for a few months. Those vape puffin’, backwards hat wearin’, “hold my beer and watch this!” individuals could save Ford millions by finding weaknesses before they sell them to the lawsuiting public.  “Wow Jim I have never…