I love Lana Del Rey’s music, and I don’t care who knows it. Judge me all you want.

General comment - I am enjoying seeing 77% of people who were all like “Fuck Lana she’s so fake” in 2013 fall under her crippling spell now.

It’s amazing that people who look Giuliani and Trump are confident enough to make fun of the way women look. And Hillary Clinton is far more attractive than they have ever been. Where does that kind of undeserved self esteem come from?

[Cue the pro-”president”/trollbots with the “God, it was obviously a joke! Can’t you libtards recognize a joke?” posts. Just...fuck off with that shit. Tell me how you’d react if it were Obama saying the same, after you’ve spent some time in the corner considering what you’ve done.]

Y’know, I am normally given to bloviation and extending a screed far past the point of serviceability, but in this case, I think a question others have asked will do:

“What if President Obama had said/done these things?”

Seriously. You’ll never get a coherent answer from the folks who still throw their entire support…

Obligatory reminder of why NBC awarding this mediocre woman a $20M contract is such a travesty.

Congrats to the Orlando PD who followed up on the lead. Most places would have blown off a warning about harm from Mike Hunt as a crank call.

This Gaga saga is precisely why I will never sink grillions of dollars into traveling to see a mercurial star. I have had TWO Duran Duran concerts cancelled out from under me, and they are considered stable.

He’s a Navy doctor, a flag officer, and Trump is Commander-in-Chief.

Or that Trump “only” has to lose 10-15 pounds but is doing just fine otherwise. He wasn’t even encouraging Trump to eat less junk food, or that the use of screens can cause cognitive and sleep problems, so he should limit his screen time. He didn’t offer anything, even if for the viewers to give that advice to loved…

Frankly, I’m not sure we can take the doctor at his word. I’m not normally a conspiracy theorist, but when the doctor goes up and lies on national television (Trump does not weigh 239 lbs), I doubt everything he says.

I’m going with “threatened.”

This week is breaking me already and it’s only Tuesday.

“His brain is FINE,” insists Dr Nick Riviera Ronny Jackson, “it’s in a jar on my desk, perfectly okay.”

Happy birthday, Ellie! Your wish for “a president who at least knows what a lion looks like AND can tap his hand when he hears the letter A” obviously came true! (You’re a credit to your nation; I probably would have wasted my wish on a sweater or a jug of maple syrup or something.)

The doctor was paid off or they blackmailed him somehow. The descriptions he used for Trump’s health were just so out-of-this-world, it could only come from a script written by Trump or one of his cronies.

Trump approval ratings with Black Americans has doubled.

Or FROM?

90% negative news coverage of Trump seems low. I can’t name a single non-negative (much less good) thing to come out of that administration. Though I guess that 10% could be that televised fellatio that passes for journalism on Fox News