Hot take: Michael from The Princess Diaries sucks. Mia clearly likes him from the beginning, and even point blank asks if he’s asking her on a date (which he denies.) She shouldn’t have to apologize for going out with Josh post-makeover because he actually acted interested in her. Instead Michael makes her feel like…

This story is going to help me get through a cold, long Monday.

All the better to shallow him fucking whole so there’s nothing left and no trace of him.

Well, pink Starbursts are the worst flavor, so I’m not surprised.

A new name I’m adding to my list of assholes I can’t forgive for helping normalize Trump’s candidacy.

I mean, there have been fake allegations already, created by Project Veritas to try and fabricate women lying when they weren’t. I’m not convinced were actually going to see fake allegations.

Which also continues into higher education, where you’re expected to have a good sense of what you want to do after college coming in, and making it difficult to switch focus as you get older and thus more aware of what you want out of life.

Thanks. The “switch” part was mostly in jest; I was more curious if people ever feel more like an “adult” or if everyone is just pretending to know what they’re doing.

Just ask early years Taylor Swift.

So at what age do humans get the switch flipped and become mature and rational adults?

Can guys just like, stop? Like, just stop being so universally terrible? At this point, I’ll be more surprised to find out the few men who haven’t pulled this shit.

Pumpkin pie is a god among men. But you have to do it right; actually make the pie (and the crust!) yourself and skip the nasty grocery store crap.

You forgot Local Milk People.

yeah...like I said...she gives half her candy to her brother

That’s literally what Lucy does for Linus in the classic Peanuts special so...the Trumps hate The Great Pumpkin pass it on

I don’t think it was. Just people extrapolating from his history post-Buffy and how the cast likely perceives him (now, if not always.) There was also an article from a con panel in 2008 that showed other members of the cast not being thrilled with his behavior at that event.

I love Gina and I love this. Can’t wait.

I seem to remember him getting bent out of shape earlier this year when some of his old Buffy cast members were (rightfully) not willing to do interviews with him for the show’s anniversary. I can’t help but wonder if he acted like this back then.

No thank you please

This whole story makes my stomach turn. Especially getting to read the whole transcript; just the comments Nikki makes towards Ian really seems like this kind of abuse is routine in their relationship.