I like to think I’d be sitting there with my fists under my chin smiling stupidly at her all the time, and she’d smack the smile off my face and ask me what I’ve done to advance women’s rights today.

“The last I heard she was up and working, of course, because what else would she be doing, and cracking jokes,” her nephew Daniel Stiepleman said. “I can’t promise they were good jokes but they were jokes.”

Men are truly the more delicate sex.

This and Scott Walker being ousted and unable to seek a recount due to his own shitty policy are the best news of the week. Thank fucking God - RBG if you ever need blood, organs and new bestie, I am a 35 year old healthy, well hydrated non-smoker with o positive blood and available for all your life-lengthening and…

But women are too emotional to do XYZ, remember.

She really is a badass. Whereas he’s just a dumbass.

Brent Kavanaugh was shouting and crying ten minutes into his hearing. RBG is 83 years old, broke three ribs and is working and joking from her hospital bed.

We need to encase her in an Ironheart type suit for at least two years.

At first the cop’s comment comes off as kinda douchey, but it ends up being RIGHT! Like a creepy flashback! I shivered!

Working in a hospital, I feel like I should have a dozen of these stories but I only have a couple and they’re really weak ones. Like the night I was struggling to get a patient onto a commode in a room with a broken light, and their TV spontaneously turned on (to static, of course) giving us enough light to see. A TV…

From what I can remember, there’s a figure of a man, several soldiers are watching him through night vision goggles. They eventually drive out to him but as they get closer to him, he starts to fade. As soon as they turn around, he comes back. It continues like that throughout the night.

Is that the one where the person had headphones on and they were studying and then when the parents came home, they saw all the writing on the wall? There’s a thousand variations of that story, I couldn’t believe how much people liked that one(if we’re talking about the same story)

There was one several years ago about some lady’s boyfriend who was stationed in Iraq and one night they all see a figure several hundred yards outside the base. That one still creeps me out until this day.

The Family is Forever one felt fake to me and then I noticed the teen bride had somehow managed to request to be buried in her wedding gown and conveniently died in a car accident soon after? There were seemingly true stories in the comments that were really creepy. If I want fake I can find that anywhere.

Primarily whether or not it scares people, though good writing is a must. My story was pretty innocuous because I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for crap the ghost in my house pulled. I didn’t expect to win, and would have felt bad if I did.

Yeah but “Look at me” is really old creepypasta and honestly shouldn't have been included because it's blatantly fake. It's been around for over ten years.

Agree. Now I want to find the one from a year or two ago about the woman who found out a couple guys were living in her attic or crawl space or something. that scared the hell out of me. she thought she was going nuts...

Meh. Only one to even get under my skin was the face at the window. Everything else was pretty blah. They all pale in comparison to prior entries.

What’s the criteria for the best stories? Because I feel that most of these stories are written like fictional stories and are obviously made up which makes them not that scary. Mine, on the other hand, was brief because it really happened, non of it was made up. And in my opinion, that makes it scarier than most of…

Yay! I made the cut. I just told a live version of this story last night and had several people tell me they had similar experiences after messing with Ouija boards or seances. So my advice to all of you who are creeped out is to NOT DO THAT THING.