I recently gave a talk to a class full of 18-19 year olds and they were all fine except these two girls in the front corner who pulled that shit (minus the comment about my hair). I’m in my late 30s and self-confident for the most part. And it still made me paranoid and uneasy. I had to fight the urge to run to the…
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Thinking of 16 year old me, I would have definitely asked her, “If you’re so rich, why do you dress like that?” And then give her a look up and down like girl no.
I, for one, am sad Hellcats was cancelled after one season
“Have you ever accidentally killed a pet?”
He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.
“What happened to your nose?”
Those are fillers. To hide what Daddy calls time-to-get-a-mistress wrinkles.
GOD he is the most bland white person EVER
“Ivanka, how many ‘special daddy kisses’ do you give the President before putting him down for his afternoon nappy?”
“How many times per day do you find yourself regretting every life choice you’ve ever made?”
Just repeat everything she says back in a mocking question.
Of course the classic burn:
All of these are wrong. The most awful thing that teens do that makes everybody feel like their worst self is whisper and giggle amongst themselves while you’re speaking. And then if given the opportunity to say what they were giggling about they throw shade hard like “oh, we were just talking about your hair” and…
“Did you marry Jared because he has the same lack-of-personality as your dad and is just as evil?”
How about sniggering and murmuring behind her back but as soon as she looks around being dead quiet and looking anywhere but at her?
“Teacher, I think I speak for the entire class when I say I’d rather have a pop quiz than a surprise Ivanka Trump visit. I’ll even go make the copies.”
When announced to the class they could all stare blankly, look around the room at each other, then say “Who?”
“Do you really think your husband is cute?”