All that over a 95 cent cookie straw? D:

I liked it.

If I was rich, I would have a really nice New England mansion, complete with a huge library, spiral staircase, window seats, brick, fireplaces, a huge garden, etc. I just want a really nice home y’all.

I was a picky eater. I started off eating everything (apparently) but at a certain point I became the pizza/rolls/dessert kid. No meat, no veggies, little fruit. In retrospect it was pretty bad and super embarrassing. I grew out of it when I was 9 (after chemotherapy, ironically. It made me crave foods I never liked…

The dress code pretty much bans prom dresses. What do they want, Amish dresses?

Short answer: Yes.

In a similar vein, I got smushed into a store window today by a guy who wouldn’t move to the right while he was pushing a huge dolly full of crap down the street. Sidewalk etiquette dictates you move to your right when you pass people, but I guess for him that meant he got to keep rolling his shit down the middle of…

Anyone else notice both women figures have their legs crossed/aren’t taking up room and the man figure is fucking manspreading? :/

To cheer everyone up:

I was already on the verge due to having a paper due at midnight I haven’t started. I’m going to be a wreck all day now.

1. Get an Elie Saab dress.

As someone who was a young/tween when the JBs were “in,” 1D is so much worse. Twitter lets rabid fans congregate and whip each other into a frenzy. The worst I had to deal with was hearing Year 3000 on Radio Disney too many times. I would not want to be of the age where 1D was at all relevant to my/my peer’s lives.

I will eat McNuggets always, despite knowing they are horrible trash. I can probably say the same for the new Hamburglar.

Well, yeah. Lips are hard to fake without injections; you can tell when someone’s lips have been overdrawn 99% of the time.

The Obamas are the family you want to adopt you. The Huckabees are the weirdo scary neighbors that move in next door.

new favorite column? new favorite column.

Marvel Cinematic Universe? Right? Isn’t that just...obvious, and not some special geek-bro knowledge?

Ugh. Enough. How is shit like this helping anyone? It’s not like parents get anything from this other than panic, which leads to tightening of the reins, which leads to shit like this actually happening. If you act like your kid is a sneaky, conniving hormone monster, they’re going to act like it to spite you. Be real…

As a Millennial, Elizabeth has been super popular, as has Katherine (and Marie.)

I go to Harvard and the food frequently makes me feel sick. Apparently students of all ages and educational levels are equally unworthy of nutritious food that won’t kill you. :/