HE'S SO CUTE I WANT HIM

If I get a tan or a burn, it could trigger something called skin graft-vs-host disease. Not a fun prospect. I'm the girl in the floppy hat and SPF 100 sunscreen. I do wish I had a more even skin tone though, I'm more blotchy than porcelain.

I'm the girl who always puts her Halloween decorations up the beginning of September, so I'm very okay with this. :) (I also can wait for Red Cup season.)

The Sandra Bullock thing is confusing me. Was her door shut? If it wasn't, since it sounds like she went to shut it, where was this guy in her house? Why didn't he try to come into her room if it was open? How did he get into her house? Did he see her? asafg.jkhdf.hjfg this is creepyyyyyyyyy

Tumblr truly isn't a completely horrible place; there are sides of it that aren't infested with crazed teens. But if you're thinking of ever going on the site, avoid these tags (pretty much everything that was going to be at this con:)

Eep. This is the side of Tumblr I try to avoid. The Superwholock/GoT/HP/Homestuck/MLP fanatics are not to be trifled with. I follow blogs for certain shows I watch, but you have to be careful to avoid the die-hard fans. People on tumblr get absolutely rabid about their OTPs. It's scary. :c

Excuse me while I melt into the ground. This is so so gross. I've always been wary of contacts after hearing friends/classmates complain about how much they hurt their eyes, but this takes the cake. #teamglasses

My question is, if she made this cake for a friend, why does she still have it? Did she give her friend some and then take it back with her?

I always wondered why I wasn't a Spice Girls fan when I was little (because I love listening to their music now.) I guess it's because I was a year old when their biggest hit came out.../young

Anya? I that you?

Thanks. :) I think for some people, like the woman in the video you mentioned, do better putting a positive spin on their situation. But that mindset isn't for everyone. How you act after your diagnosis is definitely a coping mechanism. Some people cope best being happy and finding religion and using each obstacle as…

As a former preteen with cancer, the sort of pretentious, existential BS way of talking is very much in line with some cancer kids. You're either the really happy, perky, "cancer is a gift" type of patient, or you're like Hazel, Gus, Isaac (and me.) It's a little cringe-worthy, but given the circumstances hopefully a…

BLTs and Thanksgiving leftover sandwiches were robbed. Robbed, I tell you.

They actually did make a Nellie doll. ;) (Useless knowledge kicking around my brain.)

The NY State Fair has pork parfaits, but ours come with a breadstick "straw." It's a plus, really.

I disagreed with most rankings, but since you put Nerds at #1 I guess I'll accept this list as truth. (Also, Binghamton really does suck.)

You think this prank is fucking harmless? It's disgusting. You're fully capable for owning up to your bad decisions in high school.

When my mom brought me home from the hospital, her cat instantly took a liking to me. I guess he'd always be by my crib like I was his little human. :) We had to give him to my grandparents because of my asshole father, but he was still fond of me till he passed. Our current cat also is very protective of us, and he…

Right? Even if the dog truly wouldn't hurt anyone, it could get hurt from other animals, get run over, get stolen, and so many other bad scenarios. I hate people who let their cats out too (even though it helped in this case.)