Just a side note, but why the hell is red velvet cake so popular? Do people really like the taste of red 40-flavored cake that much?

maybe I'll clear my junk

I think you're right.

On the flip side of the patriarchal coin, you also get incredulous looks/carded when you try to order scotch on the rocks. :/

People who shit on mixed drinks have never had a rum swizzle. Fact.

Connor and Rory, sittin' in a tree...

UHS also loves to tell you you've pneumonia. Doesn't matter if you have any symptoms of pneumonia or not.

Unfortunately, our University Health Services isn't much better. :/

That "song" is probably the most terrifying, horrific thing I've ever read. Ever. Lock these guys up forever please.

My skin crawled just reading this. Oh God.

He's way cuter than the real deal. Just sayin'.

cats tho

Oof. The title of this post is too real.

Not only was that horrible to read because of the sensitive subject matter, but that was really hard to read. Like, it make no grammatical sense.

Does no one else see the immense irony in the fact that Zimmerman wants to be in a boxing match, and yet there was no way he could possibly fight off a 17 year old boy and had to shoot him instead?

"I expect a certain level of professionalism and respect..."

I don't think that can really be construed as an apology...

Actually, Salem is happiest when we're practically attacking him with affection. He's so sweet which will make everything harder in the end. But I hope he is one of those anomalies; my aunt had a cat who survived being hit by a car (and subsequently living with three legs) and lived to be around 22, so anything's…

I don't even have a dog and I'm legitimately shedding tears right now. :(

Apparently the government graduate school in my university has chosen him as one of our visiting fellows. I can't even with the bullshit of it all. Although I may go to a Q&A session if only to chew him out about this.