Maybe it’s just me, but I have a very hard time picturing someone being married to Angelina Jolie and cheating on her with Marion Cotillard. I’m not saying Marion Cotillard isn’t beautiful, but she’s not Angelina Jolie.

We’re all doomed. Here’s a kitten

The planet deserves better and it can’t vote.

God we are so fucked.

And since when does “not cooperating” pose a threat to public safety to such an extent that you deserve to be shot to death?? It’s clearly about maintaining their authority, not protecting or serving the public. What if you’re hearing impaired, disabled, autistic, don’t speak English? You may not obey screamed demands…

They’re doing a good job taking up that mantle, I’ve gotta give credit there.

Jezebel now has the responsibility to post important articles like these to fill the void of Gawker’s demise.

This is really important and deserves to be somewhere better than Lifetime.

I didn’t see this before I blogged, but: UNH previously faced criticism for spending $17,000 on a table. http://www.unionleader.com/UNH-says-$17,570-table-in-dining-hall-was-a-mistake

Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”

a dry creek bed mysteriously studded with dog turds

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

Gosh, if it wasn’t written by the founding fathers, it can’t be something we agree with. After all, the founding fathers were Ordained by God in All Words Spoken right?

“In God We Trust” wasn’t written by the founding fathers either, but the fact that it’s on our currency is constantly used by people as “evidence” that our country is supposedly intended to be non-secular.

I have been waiting for something like this to happen ever since baby photos started trickling onto my Facebook (so like 8 years). No one wants to see your kid doing weird/gross baby stuff, including AND ESPECIALLY your kid (once they’re old enough to understand embarassment and shame).

I’m of the opinion that if a picture might embarrass your kid don’t share it. Let your kid have some privacy. Save them for a photo album or something offline. If they want to share the picture when they are older let them.

How is that even a defense? I am pretty sure they have rape in South Africa. I am pretty sure they have it everywhere. His error was not misunderstanding a fine intricacy of the law. His error was in fundamentally misunderstanding what rape actually is. And that is not dependent on your nation of origin. It's a pretty…

Well, to be fair, what is a comprehensive physical examination if not your body being audited?