Holy shitsnacks.

Oh my god there are so many! I mean the worst was probably the racist one... “You have a black girl butt. That’s not pretty on a white girl,” while trying on prom dresses. WHAT DO I DO WITH THAT MOM?! THANK YOU FOR RUINING EVERYTHING!!!

Oh my god! I’m so sorry! I hope you found a safer (in ever way) place to be.

It’s so hard to say something because you don’t know how they’ll react. That’s why it’s pretty much on the older/more senior person to NEVER DO THIS STUFF EVER.

That is very surprising to me. My only experience was that it was expected. The envelope explained 10 -20% and they said that in the homily. Like priests gave speeches about it. So like...it was clearly expected in my church. I recall my grandmother talking about it in her church too and she lived in another state. To…

*heavens no

I remember specifically because I realized one year that they did a second collection during the holidays for shelters. Didn’t our 10% go to shelters, I wanted to know. Oh heavens know, silly child. That’s just our pretty charge and gold candlesticks and embroidered robes.

Yuppers! They had little envelopes in the pews incase you forgot yours and they had a block in the corner to explain how much you should give. It was really stupid.

I belonged to a Catholic family who did tithe. It was in the homilies every Sunday!

So by afford you mean only have one parent working?

Eh good for her. I’m exhausted with loathing bad writing. Go have fun, kid.

Bless that professor, honestly. A million stars to you for handling all that at once.

I’ve always had a rocky relationship with my family, but I found out my grandmother passed away via Facebook. By ‘via Facebook’ I mean by my family writing horrible things on my wall blaming me for not visiting enough/not caring she was dead (oh P.S. she’s dead)/causing her pain and suffering/generally being horrible.…

SYNERGY!

“Listening to all sides” is such a weird phrase to use in these kind of situations. Really? All sides? The poop-mearing natzi got to weight in? What sides, exactly?

Art is never unfiltered or exempt from analysis. Ever. Never ever. If you want it to be, keep it at home. Otherwise it belongs to your audience.

Right?! What does it meeeeeeaaan?

I thought it was about a woman who dabbled in dangerous experiments involving multiple dimensions and got sucked through a portal to another universe. Now she’s trying to contact her lover on the other side. No? Anyone?

She doesn’t have children. She exploits other people’s daughters for money.