10/10 use of gif

All I want is skinny jeans, floppy sweaters, and knee-length boots. Take notes, everyone.

OH shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii——-

So in this metaphor slavery is...people getting married?

Okay but to be fair, she kind of seems bored by everything all the time.

15 minute one-on-one session!!!!!

I’m actually proud of her! A+ finally stepping away from desperately being Vanilla Totally Normal Nothing To See Here Moderate PanderMachine (tm)

Well you know they led him astray by being all...there and existing all over the place...or something. Rude.

That’s a sentence? She should be in jail.

Okay! Cool!

Does she get less likable too? You say there’s no hero, but if she wasn’t there for the past event, is she reduced only to victim? (maybe too close to spoilers)

Okay but...benefit of the doubt...maybe they’re going to dye them rainbow for a kid’s birthday party?

I do realize I’m an artist, that I’m flawed....

Can we kill the ‘flip a violence switch’ myth about fighters? Only shitty fighters think that. It’s a sport, like any sport, and requires strategy and consistent application of skill and strength. I’ve heard multiple MMA folks say that the person who goes in angry or ‘out of control’ is the one who will lose. Sure,…

I’m happy to judge all hypocrites.

Yeah but she already KNEW it had happened because she’s telling the story in past tense! OKAY BYE!

Fave.

OMG OMG OMG

She is getting paid SO MUCH MONEY to not have sex!