I once went to a wedding where the bride couldn't have kids (medical thing when she was younger). The priest gave a long sermon about how children were the only thing that made a marriage holy and good. We all just looked down and tried not to make eye contact.

But if it was all seen differently...why was it covered up? That's always the question I come back to.

I mean...most of the animal kingdom isn't bipedal, but we don't use that as a reason we should all crabwalk everywhere. Freaking nature fallacy.

On the video it looks like she was almost past him. He had to turn to grab her!

"He can probe at that area later..." if you know what I mean.

No way. Portugal is my favorite.

I think it's supposed to be like...fireworks?

Wow it's like reading a letter from my mother. Instead of admitting she fucked up a whole lot she blames my husband for 'stealing me' and keeps trying to save me from him. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

I had a friend who worked as a horse trainer...I mean training seriously young/mean horses. She had a condition, I forget what, but it made her weight fluctuate wildly and basically meant she never had periods. She found out she was pregnant three weeks before he came! She rode the entire time! Baby was fine. So wild!

This is one of my favorite stories ever.

The only job I quit (not politely resigned for a better position) was a deli inside another giant store. Sometimes the other employees would all disappear and I would be alone on the floor, apologizing to customers because no one showed me where the pastrami was and I was looking really hard! Also it was grooooooosss.…

The "but they can't dig in the dirt" argument seems so weird to me in the modern world. Okay. Deal. We will not dig ditches. You guys can dig ditches. Deal-e-o. But uh...there's lots...of other stuff...that needs to be done. How about we do that?

I dated one of these! "You know, it does seem silly for us to both take on student debt, especially when I'm going to support you. Don't you think?" No I do not think. Bye.

Holy cow! Yeah, this would have been the end for me too. I went the other way, telling my husband to expect a dog at some point or it would never work. Turns out he loves dogs though!

Well done! Well done!

Told me what we would do in the future. Not discussed, told. I ended three relationships after they informed me where we would live/work/how many kids we would have/how ambitious I actually was. Oh I shouldn't worry about staying home with the kids because you're in a competitive field? Fuckity bye.

I remember mine only had 3 puppies and I was SO SAD, but my brother told me that a kid in his class had one with only 2, so 3 was good. I felt better, honestly. I learned later that he lied, but I was old enough to appreciate that.

I know! I think I replied really sarcastically like, "Oh he's just happy to be involved."

In an interview for a job across the country the interviewer asked how my boyfriend felt about the move. It was pretty freaking bizarre.

I kind of love when young musicians stick together and support each other. Especially young ladies!