As you know, the spectrogram with the vampire skull has numbers on the left side. Those numbers are:

Too soon, bro

That’s Paul Bunyon, commonly used for such diagrams.

how tall is the dude at the bottom of the picture?!

Whoa!

Yeah...it comes down to one thing.

I don’t see a problem here... [California resident]

Still nowhere to go if the water table is just inches beneath the surface.......[Louisiana native].

My fleshlight. I’ve got a real girl now.

Hands down...

Just to tack on to Torch’s PSA, Item pictured is NOT, (I repeat, NOT) C4 or another form of explosive

I feel like I shouldn’t have, but I laughed.

well “fully functional” would be the issue there.

3D printer to make a fully-functional scale model of a Boeing 787’s GE-built turbofan jet engine.

We’re all going to become experts on barnacle growth rates. Awesome!

No, thats a wind turbine silly.

you should take care of your stuff — you know, to make it last.... 🔚

Could you please change the title and article text from just “VMware” to “VMWare Fusion”?
I run VMWare Workstation in both Windows and Linux, and clicked to follow, not knowing that this was an article about just VMWare Fusion for Mac. Others may run VMWare Player, which is also not the same as VMWare Fusion.

This is pretty standard set-up the matrix gave us for all of our childhoods. It’s ok to be a little freaked out, just remember that you’re safely asleep in a saleen bathtub. Harvested for your precious energy.

When it and the elevator computer get together, you’re done for.