I guess the obvious case precedent here is MacDougal v. Big Oscar, a civil suit brought by a convicted rapist against his own penis which, the plaintiff claimed, had done irreparable damage to his reputation through it’s actions. MacDougal sought and was awarded $12 million, a debt which Big Oscar continues to “work…

Oh yeah. My son needed a nice fresh landing pad for his morning constitutional. Drove us nuts.

Have some funk in your tea:

Curious George is now narrated by William H. Macy, and Pocoyo is narrated by Stephen Fry. Good distractions that might not drive you completely insane. Here’s some ditties they might like, too. Hang in there, brother!

Kids got up early, huh? Mine too. How you take your coffee?

I remember my excitement when he got the Yankee radio job, but he ended up being as stuffy as Sterling.

Actually, that’s true.

I fucking knew this post (and picture) would appear here today!

“My jacket is gold.”

/dying

Pork St. Lucie

Hey, there's no home for retired trotters.

[requests trade to Mets]

I agree. It’s pretty terrifying for us forty-somethings to watch the GOP promising a return of Reagan’s “Morning In America”. In one debate, Cruz even cited the release of the hostages in Iran on Reagan’s inauguration day as an example of his strength, for chrissakes!

Awright, you two, awright! Now, let’s all CALM DOWN and enjoy a little Gino!!! I apologize in advance for the (goddamn) commercial:

In his defense, “Oh, heck no, garbage-butt African-American!” is a bit clunky.

Neil Peart weighs in. Rush: