Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

This thread is a fantastic form of birth control, thank you! Slept late, soon headed out for day drinking with friends. Enjoy your Sunday!

fyi - once the kids are raised and gone, you still get up early on a Sunday morning for no damn reason.

Tea followed up by an energy drink. The modern father!

Been up since 4a Eastern but it’s a work weekend. Coffee, cream, no sugar. Monday and Tuesday are my off days this week. So, TGIF!

When I need funk I go strait to the pfunk source. For me that well never runs dry.

A little non-dairy creamer. Laced with Jack.

Tea this morning, and you hit the nail right on the head

With bourbon.

And I’m still up on the west coast! What a world it is.

Dark and jittery

Who else is still up drinking!?!?

Just me????

Well, fuck.

With some cream. Mine is a little brown. Like the poop I smell wafting over from my kid’s diaper right after the overnight (wet) change. This quick poop follow-up is a thing for everyone, right? (And I’m in California, so it’s really early here).

YEAH! Three shots of espresso, a touch of whole milk, and deep feelings of dread that I will never have a moments peace from these goddamn twins and their nonstop mushmouth 2yo chattering godpleasemakeitstopwhatHAVEIDONE.

Black.

I was being sincere under the veneer.

Christ, will this broad ever stop taking her top off?

[requests trade to Mets]

Coincidentally, that butchery also prepares fine horse steaks.