Hey! It’s Joey Shithead!

A little Super Tuesday music. Randy Newman:

8 shots in the garage, huh?

/fucking dying +1

I got 3 out of 4! Maybe I'm not so old — [dies]

the cunt who cried “wolf!”

Did he do that on purpose? He jumped up like he was calling for the ball.

Superego. Damned funny fellas.

I’m sure this’ll be the last we read about this.

Wow!

The great Bill Withers.

AND the next candidate for a sexual harassment suit at the worldwide leader IS...

The guy on the left should've started to respond, then drop the microphone and start clutching at his throat. The fuck is wrong with people?

I wonder how much “covering the team’s legal fees” is going to cost? Probably more than the original forty large. And this poor bastard doesn’t even have his own lawyer!

So did mine. Sigh. Here’s another from the same show.

Crank this one up. Post-Impressions but pre-Superfly Curtis Mayfield. Live! At the Bitter End in NYC. You’ll feel like you’re in the room. Enjoy!

The Warriors Are Divine, And They Can Eat Shit

Jeez, I hope he’s careful. I’d hate to see Allen wrench his thumb before the combine.

You’d think kids in Colorado would instinctively run away from successful shooters.

Now you done fucked up: