How did the video get out, BTW? Did their buddy fear for his own ass and turned It over to someone In the hopes he wouldn’t be labeled an accomplice (my suspicion) or did he send It to another good ol’ boy as a hoot and THAT person turned It over?

That energy has to go somewhere. Better to push the vehicle up and on the side than into the passenger compartment.

And for extra safety, refuse to wear your seat belt so you’ll be thrown clear of the vehicle!

The most unpleasant car-related memories from my childhood are those of driving an hour back home back from a day of skiing in my dad’s Wrangler, going 70 down the highway. Cramped, loud af, uncomfortable seats, feeling like you’re driving around in a box that wants to tip over.....what a great vehicle

Wait, Valorant isn’t the second coming? Tell that to the FPS community...

It is still fucking disappointing that the US is still having issues with testing.

Gotdayum, Zack.

I don't know, I think SeXbox has a nice ring to it.

So you are saying the $500 XBOX is on par with a $2000 PC? What is the problem exactly?

You have a point though. The years between 9 and 13 felt sooooo much longer than my last 4 years did. I feel for the kid, that’s basically the rest of his childhood. 

Or paying for Trump’s next golf trip to one of his own properties.

Also, he’s a fucking idiot.

COPPA is the reason: https://www.ftc.gov/tips-advice/business-center/guidance/complying-coppa-frequently-asked-questions

I’m sure I can figure out which pedal is the velocitator, and which one is the decelematrix. - Monty Burns

Pretty likely.

You are assuming that it is the car that is not functioning properly. Much greater likelihood that it is the driver who is not functioning properly.

Taking your foot off the gas would help

The brakes are a good place to start!

I have no idea of any of the demographics of the driver of the Cadillac but I think most people who watch the video will have an idea.

Geriatric driver mistakes gas for brake. Tale as old as time.