I want Dan Patrick greeting people at the fucking Walmart.

Nope. They are literally a complete scam. Highly recommend watching “Going Clear.”

Look, everything else aside, Donald Fucking Dipshit Trump is literally the last person on earth who should be saying anything about someone’s face. Let alone making a critical remark about someone’s face. It’s literally like the moron never looked in the mirror. There’s no way he sees anything different from the rest…

[…] have copied (no imagination) the concept of an ad from Ronald Reagan […]

indeed, they embiggen my vocabulary.

Palimpsest and haberdashery are entirely cromulent words and I will not have them so scurrilously impugned.

Elon Musk is not a genius. It’s a billion to one shot he ever got his company (somewhat) functional, and you will never convince me it wasn’t just incredible luck. This poor kid has two morons for parents who are going to treat him like a science experiment. 

I know I hate it when I go to the Halloween store and all they have left is Hitler costumes...

I feel like “wolves” and “pack” are words that make them seem a lot cooler than they are.

That dude’s photo looks like he’s pretty smug about it. 

I can eat spam, tortillas, beans, and rice for a while. I can make these shoes last a little longer, I can patch a pair of perfectly good pants, I can resist running the AC all day. They can’t win the go-without Olympics.

How many lone wolves does it take to make a pack?

The reason for the pursuit that was reported is “a suspicious vehicle”. According Missouri 544.155. 1, that in no way justifies the speed or other pursuit behaviors.

Right. Like the guy who dressed in full Nazi regalia for Halloween and then tried to say it was all he could get last minute. Suuuuuure:

Here’s the thing. You know that this guy didn’t run out and get a Klan hood as a prank. He had this shit just sitting around the house.

How was he not punched repeatedly by an angry mob of shoppers? That would have warranted an acceptable level of “victimhood”, not that I would have any sympathy.

I used this for Mike Pence’s justification for not wearing a face mask (to cover his mouth and not his fucking eyes, mind you). It works here, just as well, sadly.

We’ll wait for the old Republican excuse: “I wasn’t aware of the symbolism of the mask. My wife gave it to me. People are being mean to me online. I’m the victim here.”