If you dont have room for a tarantula drop a tool. Drop the bug net, even. I know that the inventory management is annoying but when you understand that the real limit of your inventory is the whole goddamn island you’ll never run out of space. Theres maybe a small number of items you’ll want in your inventory when…

My grandfather, who lived through the depression, kept every bent nail, random piece of metal and wood he could horde in the basement. It took weeks to clean it out. 

Moved recently and have been thinking about this a lot lately... Also when my wife asks, “But what are you going to do with it?”

As someone who just had to clean out their Uncle’s house after he died, I’d like to advise you—and everyone—to really re-think the amount of junk you think you need in life. 

I hope to use "rutting, uncultured forest hogs" is a great way to describe Twitch, for the most part

“Something for your children to throw away when you die.” that describes my entire videogame collection

I actually... liked the Penny Arcade comic.

Same. “Well, will they add them or won’t they!?”

Guess who’s back? Back again! Banned Clubs back! Tell a friend!

Yay, first time, picked and all ready warned all in one. I guess I am doing this right? Loved all of these ^_^ Looking forward to doing something new,

Also why isn’t Comedy Central picking up the tab?

Pouring one out specifically for “UNLESS IT’S A FARM!”  What a great character.

I initially read this headline without realizing May was his last name.  Was good for a chuckle.

Jesus, they stormed the capitol building with guns and the president calls them “good people.” I don’t think the country is really coming back from this. These assholes can lose the next election but they’re ready for fucking war and we’re still trying to “listen” to them.

Off day(I’m essential) yesterday & I watched the 2970 British film “No Blade of Grass”(adapted from a similarly named science fiction novel.) The plot of the movie(similar to A LOT of 70s Sci-fi films pre STAR WARS) could have been ripped from today’s headlines; the only difference is in “No Blade of Grass” the virus…

See them. Talk to them. Make a deal. Sounds totally rational. I like making deals while being held at gunpoint. 

It’s funny to hear a person from Arizona complaining that the weather has destroyed their car. Dude, if that car lived anywhere other than Arizona it would be a rusted out husk right now.

I’ve got an ‘85. It was in great shape 6 yrs ago, but I live in SE AZ and the sun just wasted mine. These pics are 6 yrs old and it was in storage for 10 years before that. I bought it for $2k, from the original owner. The engine only has 80k miles on it now though, I don’t drive much. 

Plus you had the electronic carbs in the mid ‘80s!

I had my ‘85 Caprice’s Q-jet rebuilt rather than doing it myself. Cleaned up, new gaskets, new choke, new throttle sensor and idle solenoid. Put it back on and it fired right up, but I had a CEL on the dash, so I threw on my OBD-I scanner and it came up with a Map…

Time is linear. New cars get older. Old cars get olderer.